{"id":653,"date":"2008-10-26T18:09:33","date_gmt":"2008-10-26T18:09:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/republicancommunist.org\/blog\/?p=653"},"modified":"2021-02-19T18:51:12","modified_gmt":"2021-02-19T18:51:12","slug":"mans-best-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/republicancommunist.org\/blog\/2008\/10\/26\/mans-best-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Man&#8217;s Best Friend?"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>This experience comes from leafleting during a council by-election in the Lochee ward in Dundee, but I imagine that what is described in this little ditty is transferable to anywhere that dogs lurk unseen, waiting to give their canine judgement on political activists of any persuasion.<\/h2>\n<p>For we, who politics inspire,<br \/>\nThere is a time when we\u2019re on fire.<br \/>\nElections, they are always busy,<br \/>\nSo much goes on we end up dizzy.<br \/>\nHustings, meetings, stalls\u2014all vital<br \/>\nBut there\u2019s a task which every night\u2019ll<br \/>\nTurn each of us into a drudge,<br \/>\nAye, leafleting\u2019s a weary trudge!<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s letter boxes, sharp it seems<br \/>\nAs any shiny guillotine.<br \/>\nThere\u2019s stairs to climb that take your breath,<br \/>\nYou puff, you pant, feel near to death.<br \/>\nBlasted by wind and soaked by rain,<br \/>\nYou think to yourself, <q>Never again!<\/q><br \/>\nBut the biggest danger in the end<br \/>\nComes always from a man\u2019s best friend.<\/p>\n<p>Some dogs keenly vent their wrath<br \/>\nThe second that you\u2019re on the path<br \/>\nThat leads from garden gate to door,<br \/>\nThey bark, they growl, they howl, they roar.<br \/>\nAnd from the noise they make you know<br \/>\nIf up that path you should dare go.<br \/>\nDoes it sound big? Does it sound small?<br \/>\nIt\u2019s up to you\u2014your judgment call.<\/p>\n<p>But there again, there is the hound<br \/>\nWhich doesn\u2019t make a single sound.<br \/>\nBehind the door he\u2019ll silent sit,<br \/>\nWaiting for some dim half-wit<br \/>\nTo put his hand through the front door.<br \/>\nWhat savage dog could ask for more?<br \/>\nHe loves a fool who careless lingers,<br \/>\nAnd doesn\u2019t, quick, withdraw his fingers.<\/p>\n<p>The first you know\u2019s when something slams<br \/>\nAgainst the door, it seems the jambs<br \/>\nThemselves, they must be near collapse<br \/>\nAs Fido, furious, rabid, snaps<br \/>\nAt your fingers, teeth bare, flashing,<br \/>\nTo the bone incisors slashing.<br \/>\nAnd then, the bit that really narks,<br \/>\nThe damage done it\u2019s <strong>then<\/strong> he barks!<\/p>\n<p>Your curses make the air turn blue,<br \/>\nIt\u2019s <acronym title=\"Accident and Emergency\">A &amp; E<\/acronym> next stop for you<br \/>\nAs there you stand, your fingers bleeding,<br \/>\nAn anti-tet and stitches needing.<br \/>\nNow here\u2019s the thing that\u2019s to be learned,<br \/>\nLike all good lessons it\u2019s hard earned.<br \/>\nLeafleting that\u2019s swift and brief<br \/>\nKeeps human flesh from canine teeth!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This experience comes from leafleting during a council by-election in the Lochee ward in Dundee, but I imagine that what is described in this little ditty is transferable to anywhere that dogs lurk unseen, waiting to give their canine judgement on political activists of any persuasion. 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