If You’re Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq

• If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
• If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
• If the terrorists are frisky,
• Pakistan is looking shifty,
• North Korea is too risky,
• Bomb Iraq.
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• If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
• If we think that someone’s dissed us, bomb Iraq.
• So to hell with the inspections,
• Let’s look tough for the elections,
• Close your mind and take directions,
• Bomb Iraq.
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• It’s pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
• To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
• They’ve got weapons we can’t see,
• And that’s all the proof we need,
• If they’re not there, they must be,
• Bomb Iraq.
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• If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
• If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
• If you think Saddam’s gone mad,
• With the weapons that he had,
• And he tried to kill your dad,
• Bomb Iraq.
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• If corporate fraud is growin’, bomb Iraq.
• If your ties to it are showin’, bomb Iraq.
• If your politics are sleazy,
• And hiding that ain’t easy,
• And your manhood’s getting queasy,
• Bomb Iraq.
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• Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
• For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
• Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
• Let’s make war not love this season,
• Even if we have no reason,
• Bomb Iraq.